when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your supposed planned nuclear war with Russia
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
Instant Date Prank
Hahahahahaha jokes on you you’re dating me now
that dude looks so much like robin thicke
"i know you want it"
haven’t done individual FOB chibis yet but I have this one stashed on my old-ish works:
Ed defacing a photo of himself & Harry Styles and then admiring his work
ELLEN’S NEW INSTAGRAM POST
BENEDICT LOOKS SO CONFUSED I’M LAUGHING
- eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
- eating DARK chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
- eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
- eating DARK chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
- eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
- eating MILK chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
- the sugar in MILK chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
- eating ANY chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.
reblogging for the last fact
just eat your damn chocolate